How will I laugh....

This is what happens when you go on tour with Suicidal Tendencies and Juggalos get on stage to party. She tries to suck everyones dick, but her teeth looked like a nuclear war went off in her mouth so she was cool with us writing on her disgusting fried eggs instead.

Slap Happy

Night starts out pretty chill, we all go to the Trap Them / Municipal Waste show. Leave after TT cuz the smell is unreal. Go to Hooters to get the party started even though Larry was already hammered. Waitress sucked, of course didn't even have a good rack. 

Next we step outside and to fuckin losers get lippy and everyone had to say something.  The fat asian dude was scared shitless and the skinny weird one would have sucked anyones dick not to get beat up. Somehow they don't get stomped even though Lurker and Luis were waiting the alley for them.

Now off to LZ and LL house for the real party. I have already made this fuckin thing too long so here is the next 4 hours cut real short. This photo happened with no explanation at all. LL passed out and everyone started slapping the shit out of each other. Dre starts making LZ beat him with a wooden post of some sort. Then Mexi Moke had to get into it too.

Overall a wonderful fuckin evening as usual!

J108!?

So last night everyone was hanging out at Cokeland's house having a good time to watch the UFC event and of course shit got wild. Fights were ok, nothing to write home about but everyone was acting ig and being retarded. Long story short Medium Zack and Cokeland start fuckin off in the kitchen. Zack keeps taunting Chris with a green baseball bat while Luisy E is waving around a knife. Chris then squeezes a can of beer like a toothpaste bottle at Zack and all hell breaks loose. The kitchen starts to get destroyed while the Chris and Zack smash each other and break everything in sight. The whole house is bursting into laughter while the 2 of them are now seriously mad at each other. Chris ends up cleaning up most of it and mopping the floor in bare feet with broken glass everywhere. I love living in Assholeitopia!

Rocky's

So tonight was interesting. We all met up at Rocky's in Pacoima at about 11:30pm and Edgar has been drinking since 3:00pm. Sandra almost kicked the shit out of some annoying fucker at about 1:00am. The drinking continues. Everyone is telling funny jokes and stories and then Sandra tells Luis that he comes from Assholeitopia. Thats about it!